edwardspoonhands:

great-tweets:

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

fuure:

He practice a licc!! 💕 🌻 💕

bipolarized:

its-the-fluffy-lupin:

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

This is it.

This is officially the best thing I’ve ever seen.

gamestressor:

tomatomagica:

[original post]

This is exactly what I expected it to be

jupiters:

me at 9 pm: got a big day tomorrow. better hit the hay 

me at 2 am: 

1977punk:

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season" 

zombiebrainsoup:

mrdsc1010:

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent:

Originally posted by heartshapedglassesxo

hungwy:

frqp:

hungwy:

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

girlsfrommars:

thatisrad:

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

science-of-noise:

Time Traveler from 1919: You have a day where you honor our struggles in the Great War, the War to End All Wars?

Me: You mean World War I?

TT: Oh shit

onyourleftbooob:

solarpunk-aesthetic:

Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

evagoblin:

tryna relax during an anxiety attack